I am...

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] Foggy weather is great.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a full English breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 5


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.

Total: 3


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 6


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 1

○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain a lot.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 3


○● I R I S H ○●

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or l.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get-togethers always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 2


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You play an instrument.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes, typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 1


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You eat a lot of potatoes
[x] You think German chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what schnitzel is
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. ("Vorschule".. ich war im Kindergarten)
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 8

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You've eaten a burger.
[ ] You have big ego.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 3


○● D U T C H ○●

[x] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 5

○● A R A B ○●

[x] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "al" or "bin"
[x] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total : 2

Bin wohl das ganz typische, deutsche Mädchen :)